Monday, March 5, 2012

One of my besties got me a folder with a unicorn you could spin on a wheel of unicorn hobbies. You spin the unicorn and it's horn answers the necessary question, What Would a Unicorn Do?

I couldn't decide whether to keep applying for jobs like I had done all morning, or to take a break and do something else. I spun the unicorn and it told me "Chase a Rainbow". Clearly it meant I should continue to pursue the pot of gold that are often associated with rainbows and made into a metaphor of wealth. But I thought before I follow the unicorns advice, I'll get a drink. I grabbed a cup, pulled out some ice cubes, and cracked open a soda. The soda immediately foamed up and spat through the barely ajar cap like a clown's seltzer-water all over my shirt and pants. And no where else.
I sat down and resumed applying for jobs in my soda-drenched clothes.
You do what the unicorn tells you to do and nothing else.

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