They've developed strong personalities that I, and the rest of the country can't help but me drawn to. I genuinely love The Most Interesting Man In the World. I want to be anything like him. I want to even be a pale comparison of him.
Still, perhaps the most charming and captivating spokescharacter of the bunch is The Man Your Man Could Smell Like. The original commercial is one of the most brilliant, successful, and entertaining commercials of all time. And a good part of that is all on the muscular shoulders of Isaiah Mustafa, the charismatic actor who is a master of timing and staying focused as the world literally moves around him. It's far too easy to see why women love him and men want to be him. Evenmoreso than his predecessors, Neil Patrick Harris, who women love and want their men to be like, and Bruce Campbell, who both men and women love and want to be like.
Well, now, I'd like to introduce the next Old Spice guy, who's manly name has yet to be revealed. Until then I'll call him The Man Who Smells Like a Man Should Smell. He is not replacing The Man Your Man Could Smell Like, as America has proclaimed our love for that man. But this new man is Old Spice's representative for countries that aren't America. I assume countries which have a larger reptilian problem than this one.
I, for one, love this man. I think he is a great spokescharacter. Just as strong, charming, and handsome as all his Old Spice associates. I will admit, he is not as glorious as the American counterpart, but I would still love to see more of him being amazing. I would also love to get a white suit, grow my hair out, and walk around pretending to be half as awesome as he is. I could pull that off way easier than I could a towel.
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